| Bikini Contest | Whether it's hot outside or not, the Shady Bastard's favorite outfit (except for none) is the bikini, because it‘s always summertime in Shadyville. Whoever thought to put girls in bikinis and make a contest out of it deserves a lifetime achievement award. Girls parade around the stage in band-aids and dental floss, and all we have to do is cheer for them, it gets no better than this.
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